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Lumbar, ilial, thoracical dismay.
Lumbar, cervical, thoracical disc-fray.
Condition when a neural
Pathway once open closes.
Clonazepam--mo' than a dram!
I could down ten doses.
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical dismay,
Lunch: bar, spirits-swill; medicinal foray.
My sacroiliac is weak. . .
In sack, on pillowed pads.
Pill-stingy dorsal docs seek peek
With resonance and rads.
Infirm; I squirm, bones burred and spurred;
Hurt moseys to my toes
Don't-dole-dose doc purred, "Pain deterred?"
I clocked him in the nose. Blow!
I cringe at Pilates chicks
In pretzel-perfect poses.
Percodan perks me up, man,
Let me purchase five doses!
Lumbar, internals, and radicles disc ray,
Lumbar, ilial, thoracical display.
Clocked doc opines: decline the curls
Until my spine's unbent.
I tried to the walk the line one day;
I was, in no time, spent.
A doob of marijuana. . .
Then stiff needles stuck in me.
I had the stabbed steel twirled, but Zen--
I think they nicked my chi! "Oowwwoommm."
A lumbar encumbrance this
Oxycontin mocks endorphin--
OK, doc, four doses!!
Barbital, Seconal, Demerol I take. . .
Halidol, then I fall, and I crawl like snake.
Don't know how my back came undone,
But then again, I may.
I summon memories
Of the serpentine game I'd play.
Should have acted more carefully,
Could have caused sore-back strife
Engaged in Twister with a girl
Whose lithe spine curls, my wife. She's
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