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Song Parodies -> "Vie for Condi's O's"

Original Song Title:

"Vaya con Dios"

Original Performer:

Les Paul, Mary Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Vie for Condi's O's"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Now the casa blanca's dark,
The clown comes creeping.
She decries his tiny part--
He lies there, weeping.

Vie for Condi's O's, gyn darlings,
Vie for Condi's O's; fie, mugs!

Words 'bout how she's stirred made soft his thing 'n'
It's of chick she wants a part-
ner, harness clingin'

Vie for Condi's O's smile parted,
Vie for Condi's O's; try mug.

The babe secretary will be astride you
If you're Joan, Gillian, Peg, Jill, or May.
She likes it when hardware
Is there; inside, Sue--
No Jason, Kenny, bone-empowered,
But wench-faux-boned, Olé!

Now with Dawn she's makin'; she'll do Fay tomorrow;
Loves those mammaries, the lair 'twixt pair she'll burrow.

Vie for Condi's O's. . nice hard nips,
Vie for Condi's O's. . .nice jugs.

Vie for Condi's O's, bi darlings,
Vie for Condi's O's; ply tongue!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully bizarre
Stan Hall - March 16, 2008 - Report this comment
This'd get 5s just for getting past the censor, but earns'em with grins.

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