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Song Parodies -> "Grizzly Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Grizzly Bear"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Baiting? Betcha! She’s
A mama grizzly bear.
Can’t restrain the maw-mouth dreck
That she roars everywhere.
You betcha, she’s (you betcha she’s)
A “gimme!” bear.

She don’t want to be blood-libeled,
Protests more than enough.
I guess there’s no denyin’
Repinin’ ursines’ whinin’s kinda gruff.

Transformed is she to grizzly bear.
Once a pitbull with lipstick—
No matter, I can’t bear
The similes (the similes)
Cooked in her lair.

Hazy? Betcha! She’s astoundingly head light—
Bubbles of air bounce ’round there;
This balloon don’t take flight,
And that’s ’cause she
Has heavy hair.

Takes lots of honey to bribe ’er;
The price keeps going up.
When lyin’ she ain’t a-plyin’,
She’s flyin’ in a Cub to gun a pup.

Don’t wanna see this grizzly bear.
Put a chain around its neck
And lead it back up there
To Wasilly. . .can’t watch, silly-
Wink grinny bear.
Stop Foxin’ me (on pox TV),
You grifty bear.

Just wanna see/hear no grizzly bear.

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Another direct hit? You betcha! ;D
DivaUrsina - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . bas Auf, PirateJack de Barrow . . . . . don't wanna' see no uberSchlong there !
Mark Scotti - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
A bear caught in a 'FOX" trap...LOL!
TJC - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Wondrous wordplay on display, John--she, well, no one actually, can outrun your 'parodical petard', thy inimitable 'skewer of no escape'!

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