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Song Parodies -> "Hooters Googly Tit Lust"
Original Song Title:
"Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Burl Ives
Parody Song Title:
"Hooters Googly Tit Lust"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You've hooters googly-eyed tit lust,
It's the breast sight you revere.
You don't know if they will show,
But dropped D cups you'll cheer.
You've got hooters googly tit lust
And when you gawk for a teat,
Those belle globes held under robes
When unleashed are a treat.
Oh how the nipples grow
In a chilling breeze.
You would palpate these two,
Kiss and give a squeeze.
You've hooters googly-eyed tit lust;
Their encasement's what you fear.
Oh those boobers! Handsome hooters
Boost googly guys who leer.
It's the breast sight you revere.
You don't know if they will show,
But dropped D cups you'll cheer.
You've got hooters googly tit lust
And when you gawk for a teat,
Those belle globes held under robes
When unleashed are a treat.
Oh how the nipples grow
In a chilling breeze.
You would palpate these two,
Kiss and give a squeeze.
You've hooters googly-eyed tit lust;
Their encasement's what you fear.
Oh those boobers! Handsome hooters
Boost googly guys who leer.
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more than just stockings stuffed this year...5s
We wanna SEE the hooyers not read a dang song about em...anyways 555 D
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