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Song Parodies -> "'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag"

Original Performer:

Country Joe & the Fish

Parody Song Title:

"'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tries to sound like a big strong man,
"Uncle Dick" is a pussy vam-
pire, got us into a terrible jam
Over yonder in "Iraqnam."
He toted books, his deferment won;
The coward never wielded a gun.

Now he drums, fumes, screams for us to stay at war.
Where was he in Vietnam?
Other-priorities man.
Never die unless he should stays out at night too late
He sucks…the damn treasury dry,
And worse, this vampire won't die.

Dick's in his coffer, countin' cash;
The no-bid contracts are comin' fast.
A flag-draped coffin serves as his bed
All during the day cuz Dick's one of the undead.
He oughta be workin' for the mob,
Bloodsucking bagman for a con job.


Down to Wall Street Dick'll go
When George pretends to run the show.
Plenty oil money to be made
By startin' a war that's a charade.
But late at night, he's sucking with aplomb
With his teeth mighty sharp and long.


The mother blusters about Iraq;
A yellow streak runs right down his back.
His yellow fangs will masticate
Your vein, on which he'll salivate.
To eliminate this pox:
Sunlight or stake him inside his box.


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
nice update on the world's best ever anti-war anthem
Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Gimme an F! Gimme an I! Gimme a V! Gimme an E! What's that spell? Five! And it spells first place on the all-time Amiright parodies list! Congratulations, Spellmeister!
Stan Hall - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
What Alvin said, except I think maybe you were a little easy on the POS a WashPost OpEd piece sonce so amusingly and accurately called "a snarl in a suit." :-)
littleCupCakes - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
. . .he's one of the "unDead". verrrry scary stuff, Sir John. . . . but sadly true.
Johnny D - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Congratulations on reaching the #1 position on the AmiRight Authors page, JB !!!

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