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Song Parodies -> "It’s Apocryphal"

Original Song Title:

"It's Impossible"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Perry Como

Parody Song Title:

"It’s Apocryphal"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It’s apocryphal: no moon .landing in the sky—
it’s just apocryphal
It’s apocryphal: Adam Lanza’s not the guy—
it’s huh!? apocryphal.

Motherlode of conspiracy;
as in first line, it’s lunacy,
Every second, it seems, there is something new—
and how apocryphal.

Mr. O’ was born upon a foreign shore—
it’s Trump o’ toxic bull.
The Twin Towers bombed by Feds to make us sore—
it’s nuts apocryphal.

A New Order is out to enslave the world—
yet so few get it.
All you hear’s a lie—conspirators abet it.
Such they give—trumped-up nuts bunk
that’s just apocryphal.

Wacko notions come cascading more and more—
they’re just apocryphal.
Like a hot gasbag they continue to soar—
they’re just ofhotairfull.

A New Order flag is soon gonna unfurl—
we’re gonna get it.
Trilateral Commission is gonna fête it.

For them to live sans such bunk
is just impossible.

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