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Song Parodies -> "Prick Knees"

Original Song Title:

"Piggies"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Prick Knees"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

alternate titles: Stick Knees, Fix Knees, Six Knees, Syringe, Synvisc, Vixens. synvisc: http://www.synviscone.com/what-is-synvisc-one.aspx
Damn! I need syringe of synvisc,
squalling, “My knees hurt!”
Give me all six sticks of synvisc.
Prick: they’re getting worse!
causing me to curse.
But play around? Nix!

Damn! My knees need fix of synvisc,
joints are parched for squirts.
I’ll be fine when fixed with synvisc. . .
squirming for six spurts;
up you’ll see me perk
from make-knees-sound fix.

Worse than sties, those eyes shellackings,
keeps the genuflecting way down.
When I hike and go outbacking,
what’s that I hear?
Condyle cracking!

Doc prepares the shots of synvisc,
(I know where’s hot—lots—docs’ sin vix’)
injects synvisc: thrive
will I and skip ’round, core thinner,
sticks-fixed, more alive.
cuckolding docs—wives
wooed. Knees ain’t achin!

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Timmy1000 - February 04, 2015 - Report this comment
I can relate to the knee issue, but haven't had Synvisc yet.
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice one JAB- 555!!! And thanks for giving me an idea with the OS.
John Lomain - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Havent heard of this but doesn't sound like fun. 5's (security code is gel, maybe that'd help)
unKnownPrivateServer - March 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Sir, I do see that you're still using the old 'knee trick' . . . You wade 'knee deep', Sir ! !

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