Song Parodies -> "Phlebotomy"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bother Me"

Original Performer:

"Phlebotomy"

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The Lyrics

JOHNNY: hospital gown. DIPSO: slang for dipsomaniac, alcoholic. VLAD Dracolya, the fifteenth century Romanian prince also known as Vlad the Impaler, is best remembered as the inspiration for Bram Stoker's "Dracula." Vlad had a bad habit of repeatedly raiding certain towns in his territory and murdering the inhabitants. Most of Vlad's victims were killed by impalement. ROAN: reddish brown. HEMAL: bloody. CUVEE: blend of wines. CALLOW: inexperienced. BIER: stand for a coffin, LYCANTHROPY: human turning into a wolf.

Wan, I'm named John;
In Spain, Don Juan.
I don johnny.
I am in pain;
I have been drained. . .
Insane trainee.

Out type A flows; leechee, I groan:
Phlebotomy.

He didn't leave
Much; chest can heave;
You can't hear moan.
My head is light,
I'm bled of pints--
Bleached as a bone.

I'm kineda dry, more milked than cows:
Phlebotomy.

Serum inexorably drains.
Inextricably in my veins,
The catheters snatching from me
Once-cached sanguinity.

It disappears,
Like dipso'd beer,
Streaming away.
It flows like Rhône,
Rosier than roan,
Hemal cuvée.

This clumsy clown leeched me. . .Vlad clone:
Phlebotomy.

I'm kinda dry, like roadkill sow:
Phlebotomy.

You know, I'll never be the same
Because my life essence is drained.
HMO calamitously
Sent callow twit trainee.

The end is near;
Get me a bier
And here I'll stay
When the sun's shone.
When days done--moan,
At the moon, bay

I'm underground; creepy skin tone:
Lycanthropy. Like, excuse me!
I'm not Chaney, I'm Lugosi.
Phlebotomy.

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