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Song Parodies -> "Gums Flare—Ogre Then Drains O"

Original Song Title:

"Somwhere Over the Rainbow"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Gums Flare—Ogre Then Drains O"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gums flare—ogre then drains O and all types.
There’s a man who’s a scourge of us cling to love of life.
Gums flare—ogre then pains so, bites and chews,
And your screams go nowhere, it seems
As he leeches you.

In day, no swigging at the “bar”
That’s where the “Bloody Marys” are. . .
Reclines he.
The trouble comes when the sun drops
And from the coffin up he pops
And bares canines; he
Sucks fare—sobriquet’s “Drano”. . .bluebloods ripe!
Burps, guy, after he’s drained O types
Who’ve sacrificed life.
Then after there’s a “blue” splurge blight,
Beasts spawned he’s drained go
Bite and cause night fright.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
John, if you've gone over to the vampire side, I'll be forced to "put a spell on you!" ;D
Grimm Reaper - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Undeadly humor :]
Timmy1000 - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Must be Hallowen month again; ghastly but well done.
alvin - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
fangs for the laugh
Fiddlegirl - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, GR, Timmy, Alvin, FG.
metaphorsbwithu - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha! Very elegant telling! Your new effort was not in vein. Counting throbbing 555's for you.
Tommy Turtle - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about Obama flapping his gums about the Olympics, with Oprah "in tow', as you said -- *seriously*. Silly me! ... more alvinesque humor in a jugular vein, well-crafted as always.

OMR: OMG! *Don't* encourage him! :-D
Madame-0- - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
~Drain On~ Sir ! !

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