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Song Parodies -> "Vegans"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hay, vegans,
Oats, vegans,

Vegans, they won’t kill
For flesh—such vittles grilled will make them ill.
They’ll grill tubers grown on organic farms;
Such grilling can’t do harm to gnu.

Vegans taste the fare
Nurtured on hills in sunlight and fresh air.
They’ll bake nothing that barks or emits cries
And make sweet tater pies for me!

Vegans, Goddess* they love. . .salad bar.
Surely they’ll nix the Ranch—
Buttermilk makes them blanch.

Vegans eat tofu;
They’ll turn up faces at platters puupuu.
They’ll give you all the lunch they have to give,
With no animals that lived.

Vegans, gone to have lunch. . .salad bar—
Surely they’ll nix the hams,
But they greatly like yams.

Vegans screech, “Goose!! Moose!!”
They won’t turn down a platter of couscous.
They’ll rip you a new one if you should give
Them animals that once lived.

Hey, Vegans,
Oh, Vegans,
Make my dish tofu.

*sesame-based dressing

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
VEGANS!!! Have I got something for them:
Phil N - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent and tasty. DKTOS but 5's
MadameDeNoToeFoo - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there Pirate Jack Barrow, ~Captain o `HMS SirSweaty ~ are you loading up your ship w/Tofu to Go ? ? ? Careful, that you don't slip on a bananaPeel on the GangPlank, Sir !
John Barry - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, Phil, Madame--all your comments today are particularly amusing.
Warren Baker - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Barry, you did thrill
Accept this little token, if you will
Your verse and take on Vegans it did charm
No mammals were harmed by you.
2Eagle - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Vegetables - mmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh!
MasonR - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
A delicious job, with a generous serving of animal-friendly LOL's. And that's no phony baloney!
ed bulmer - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funny. Love it.

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