WTF…?

It looks like something that you’d see out in a field,
right around the time it’s getting to be Halloween (what is it?)
When you first see it may very well give you a start…
do a double-take look, ain’t something from the novelties mart

No, no, no, no,
I guess it’s not a mask that’s been bought.
No, no, no, no,
I guess it’s not a mask as I thought.

It looks like, it looks like
a quite misshapen pumpkin face
atop a portly body.
It looks like, it looks like
a quite mistaken pumpkin face
atop a bulbous body.

P-p-p-pumpkin face (yeah, yeah, that’s it)
P-p-p-pumpkin face (yeah, yeah, that’s it)

It has got orange skin, looks like spray on to me, yep.
I think there’s never been one like this to see (what is it?)
Russian rougette looks like it cannot be undone;
it looks just as if this stuff has been applied by the ton (ton!)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it is a fake tan that had been bought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it is a fake tan that had been wrought.

It looks like, it looks like
a quite mal-shaded pumpkin face
atop a porky body.
It looks like, it looks like
a really mal-made pumpkin face
atop a pulpous body.

P-p-p-pumpkin face (yeah, yeah, that’s it)
P-p-p-pumpkin face (yeah, yeah, that’s it)

It looks like yellow but with not enough red hue,
pasted on a puss that’s puffy.
Ain’t been fryin’ in the sun ‘cause under heat it’s runnin’.
That’s what becomes of slicked impasto
that missed under eyes but got the snout.
It’s put on thick, put on thick
Real the tan ain’t that’s on this puss.

P-p-p-pumpkin face, p-p-p-pumpkin face….