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Song Parodies -> "Gal Vest On"
Original Song Title:
"Galveston"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"Gal Vest On"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gal vest on, a gal vest on,
It's a see-through, and it's showing
That my bosom is a-growin'.
I get my fun by putting gal vest on.
Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, you can see the C cups, padded;
It's not as a gal I'm nadded;
I've got a "gun," but put a gal vest on.
When you see me, I'm glammed like a daughter.
A man? Where? Lookin' good in C's.
Maybe someday I'll switch to D's
Life's a bitch, and sometimes I'm one.
Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, I am so afraid of tryin'
On a tux, so I will be buyin',
A ball gown that I have been eyein'--that's the one!
The gal vest doff; the gal dress don.
It's a see-through, and it's showing
That my bosom is a-growin'.
I get my fun by putting gal vest on.
Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, you can see the C cups, padded;
It's not as a gal I'm nadded;
I've got a "gun," but put a gal vest on.
When you see me, I'm glammed like a daughter.
A man? Where? Lookin' good in C's.
Maybe someday I'll switch to D's
Life's a bitch, and sometimes I'm one.
Gal vest on, oh gal vest on, I am so afraid of tryin'
On a tux, so I will be buyin',
A ball gown that I have been eyein'--that's the one!
The gal vest doff; the gal dress don.
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You certainly stuffed this old "GC" turkey with some good 'Cross-Dressing'...John...excellent and funny.
I had a ball reading this one. 5's
one of your vest songs...5s
Well good luck with all that, John.
Thanks, AFW, Carol, Alvin, Royce.
that last line was a knock-out , JAB - very funny, and a funny idea in the first place - 555
Life's a bitch, but this parody sure isn't... 5-5-5
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