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Song Parodies -> "I Saw 'Mummy's Kiss' and Shat My Drawers"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw 'Mummy's Kiss' and Shat My Drawers"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I saw "Mummy's Kiss"* and shat my drawers,
Also, I screamed, pissed on toes--what fright!
Fluids started to creep
Down from crevices then seep.
PJs to me were stuck;
Muck on the bed pooled half-ass deep.
Then like a mummy I, with sticky drawers
And PJs, all shrouded on so tight.
So I languish, frightened, in bed,
Full of shite and full of dread--
I'm forty and forgot the night light.
*released in 2003, written and directed by Donald F. Glut, according to imdb.com
Also, I screamed, pissed on toes--what fright!
Fluids started to creep
Down from crevices then seep.
PJs to me were stuck;
Muck on the bed pooled half-ass deep.
Then like a mummy I, with sticky drawers
And PJs, all shrouded on so tight.
So I languish, frightened, in bed,
Full of shite and full of dread--
I'm forty and forgot the night light.
*released in 2003, written and directed by Donald F. Glut, according to imdb.com
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Is that like s**t, shat, shut?
Does your Mummy know you write stuff like this? If she does she's probably laughing now 5's ~ ~ ~
darn near shat my drawers laughin'
what Alvin said
I didn't know mummys could kiss too!
Conjures up a funny sight
Well, you can "languish" in this shipload of 5's now instead!
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