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Song Parodies -> "Hobby Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Bobby's Girl"

Original Performer:

Marcie Blane

Parody Song Title:

"Hobby Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

(You’ll be having kids galore) [2x]

If I am slatternly
and his sperm fatten me,
I will say it’s the will of the Lord
(it is the will of the Lord).

If in the family way,
that’s how I’m gonna stay
and pray to the blessèd Supreme Court.

I want to be Hobby girl,
I want to be Lobby girl—
that is what the Court’s saying to me.
’cause if I were Hobby girl,
if I were Lobby girl,
I’d not seek funds for an IUD.

If at night I am boned
and my zygote is cloned,
I look to the Lobby for some help
(it is the will of the Lord).

Five justices did say:
Hobby Lobby holds sway.
So in nine months I am gonna whelp.

Because I’m a Hobby girl,
I am a Lobby girl.
I could never thwart a pregnancy.
’cause I am a Hobby girl,
I am a Lobby girl.
I will never sport an IUD,
and, in short, I will abort Plan B!
Several on the Court rule for the See.

I’m knocked up, a Hobby girl,
knocked up, a Lobby girl. . . .

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Total Votes: 8

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FOAD - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Somebody call the WWWAAAHHHmbulance for the baby-butchering feminazi extortionists. How DARE Hobby Lobby offer ONLY 16 forms of non-abortifacient contraception on its health insurance plan! How DARE it pay only the ten bucks a month or so it costs for a girl to get condoms!

How dare it win the right to do what 204 other businesses such as Boboquivari were already allowed to do thanks to Democrats' waivers--not have to pay for birth control if they don't want to.

How DARE they.

Democrat "Logic" - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
If you won't buy me a gun, then you're restricting my access to personal protection. That means you support rape.
Patrick - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Ten dollars a month for condoms! When does she have time for a job? Unless that IS her job.

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