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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Links"
Original Song Title:
"Love Stinks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J. Geils Band
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch Links"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You love thur-
inger. . .ain't slim.
The refrigerator shelf
With it does brim.
And chorizo
Will serve you just fine.
This thing you call lunch
Is upon what you dine.
You start to chew
Wash 'em down with drinks.
This meat's well-cured:
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Chew by chew; no sides, fie sides!
Lunch is sublimest, yes it is,
If food ain't fried.
You eat it all;
Your fart appalls--
Folks think they'll die;
They hit the floor.
They don't care for ghastly gas-aroma thing.
All they can say is:
"Lunch stinks!
Yuck, yuck!
"Lunch stinks!
Yuck, yuck!"
You eschew thymus. . .
Nasty rare--pink.
Such foodstuffs appall.
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Lunch links,
Tums, Tums.
inger. . .ain't slim.
The refrigerator shelf
With it does brim.
And chorizo
Will serve you just fine.
This thing you call lunch
Is upon what you dine.
You start to chew
Wash 'em down with drinks.
This meat's well-cured:
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Chew by chew; no sides, fie sides!
Lunch is sublimest, yes it is,
If food ain't fried.
You eat it all;
Your fart appalls--
Folks think they'll die;
They hit the floor.
They don't care for ghastly gas-aroma thing.
All they can say is:
"Lunch stinks!
Yuck, yuck!
"Lunch stinks!
Yuck, yuck!"
You eschew thymus. . .
Nasty rare--pink.
Such foodstuffs appall.
Lunch links,
Yum, yum!
Lunch links,
Tums, Tums.
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chorizo fine parody
Pirate Jacques Le Bray, If you ate Breakfast & Supper, Sir, perhaps you would not need to gorge so, and partake of the disgusting & the greasy at HighNoon!
No beef with this one.
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