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Song Parodies -> "I Put a Belt o’ Brew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Put a Belt o’ Brew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
"Bier auf Wein, das lasse sein. Wein auf Bier, das rat ich dir."; Beer on (after) wine, let that be (leave that alone). Wine on beer, I recommend that to you.
I put a belt o’ brew
down before wine.
The German say that’s good to do:
Nicht, bier auf wein,
Das is nicht fein.
If you’re gonna slam down
sev’ral grape-based rounds,
make sure that the damn rounds
of beer come first, or you may be found
barfing this hellish stew
where the bowl shines;
you’ll whine.
What you do,
I tell you:
first the brew,
or else you
will be bound
quickly to where
people go to pee,
and then the sound
we’re hearing:
you beyond belching brew
drunk after wine.
down before wine.
The German say that’s good to do:
Nicht, bier auf wein,
Das is nicht fein.
If you’re gonna slam down
sev’ral grape-based rounds,
make sure that the damn rounds
of beer come first, or you may be found
barfing this hellish stew
where the bowl shines;
you’ll whine.
What you do,
I tell you:
first the brew,
or else you
will be bound
quickly to where
people go to pee,
and then the sound
we’re hearing:
you beyond belching brew
drunk after wine.
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