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Song Parodies -> "Dieu Merci Pour Les Enfants"

Original Song Title:

"Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

Original Performer:

Maurice Chevalier

Parody Song Title:

"Dieu Merci Pour Les Enfants"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

French report: 330,000 children victims of church sex abuse—Associated Press
Chaque fois qu’ils voient
un petit ou une petite
qui ne peut pas fuir vite,
ils ne peuvent pas résister, ensuite,
de lorgner et engorger.

Dieu merci pour les enfants
avant qu’ils sont grands…
désire s’évapore.
D’eux merci…nous, les méchants.
Ils vieillissent, on n’en veut encore.
Si impuissants; ça les rend si attrayants;
et nous, leurs “protecteurs,” sommes si effrayants.

Dieu merci pour les enfants;
dieu merci pour eux tous.
Peu importe quand,
peu importe où:
C’est aucune pénalité pour nous.

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