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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Put Some Gelt on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamiln' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I’ll Put Some Gelt on You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ll put some gelt on you—
election time
is quickly coming into view,
so I’m buyin’,
buyin’ your silence.

I don’t want it bandied
all about the town
that we two were randy—
not handy to have that spread around.
So here’s the gelt to mute
our past good times,

What’d I do?
I wooed you.
Now, adieu,
with the loot.
Because now
you just can’t share
our past venery
a silence vow—
no speaking
about our swell to-do
in former times.

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JohnnyPyro - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Really Dude? Is your jukebox stuck on the same record THIS long???

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