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Song Parodies -> "Don't Have a Spelling Clue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Have a Spelling Clue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Don't have a spelling clue
Much of the time.
When I'm flummoxed, here's what I dew:

I start eyein'
Lexicon, spyin.

Was once orthographic;
I had spelling down.
Now it's awful tragic--
Don't no my asp from whole in the ground.

Don't have a spelling clue
Much of the time.

Is it "you"?
Is it "ewe"?
Is it "new"?
Is it "gnu," type of cow?
Also ensnared
By homophony
Like "bough" or "bow"?

You here me?

Don't have a spelling clew
Much of the thyme.
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Micheal Patrolick - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I reely lyked dis won. Yuo git a fyve.
Ann Hammond - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he he, spellchecker has maid it worse for me. I must not forget to proofread what I tip.
alvin - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
but yet you can spell 'orthographic" and 'flummoxed"...hmmmm
AFW - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
You had another good spell, here
Yoidy - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I can smell what the John is spellin! 555
John Barry - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, MP, Ann, Alvin, AFW, Yoidy.

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