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Song Parodies -> "Dingdongs Love the Sixth Cent."

Original Song Title:

"Sing a Song of Sixpence"

Original Performer:

Mother Goose

Parody Song Title:

"Dingdongs Love the Sixth Cent."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dingdongs love the sixth cen-
tury, and each guy
wants to take us backwards
and make science die.

Their eyes haven’t opened
to worlds in which folks think
and do not test for a witch
by seeing if she’ll sink.

They think a chick that ain’t espoused
is nothing but slutty.
Extreme is their palaver,
freakish, beyond nutty.

That maiden in the garden
snacked upon the pome
and brought Dark Prince upward
from branded hot home.

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