We like ice water, me and my girl
The high temp's 32 in my pool.
Before we put our swimsuits on. . .
Insulate with petrolatum
Please grease me, oh yeah, and I'll grease you.

We're greased from our feet to heads above.
And then she gives me a playful shove.
They're gone (8x)
My testes recede. So long, you two.

Now, some folks would be complaining:
"Gotta get this pool a-drainin'! My heart (will infarct)!"
We find it so pleasin' to be on the verge of freezin'
The hue, oh yeah, that we like most is blue.

Then I nap on dry ice with my girl.
If it's 40 degrees, we fry, girl.
We've swum, we've swum, we're done, we're done.
So off it comes, petrolatum.
Degrease me, oh yeah, I'll degrease you.