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Song Parodies -> "I Will Put Kelp in Stew"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Put Kelp in Stew"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I will put kelp in stew;
it tastes of brine.
That salty dulse just wouldn’t do—
I am tirin’ of that stuff,
tirin’.
You know, I can’t stand it—
it ain’t green, but brown.
I ain’t gonna land it
in that pot o’ potage I stir ’round.
It don’t go well in stew,
so I’ll malign
brown slime!
I love stew
that I threw
kelp into.
Bit adieu to that brown
and dull dulse fare,
I will willingly
put that stuff down—
it’s dreary!—
and put just kelp in stew—
it tastes so fine!
it tastes of brine.
That salty dulse just wouldn’t do—
I am tirin’ of that stuff,
tirin’.
You know, I can’t stand it—
it ain’t green, but brown.
I ain’t gonna land it
in that pot o’ potage I stir ’round.
It don’t go well in stew,
so I’ll malign
brown slime!
I love stew
that I threw
kelp into.
Bit adieu to that brown
and dull dulse fare,
I will willingly
put that stuff down—
it’s dreary!—
and put just kelp in stew—
it tastes so fine!
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Wow JAB, you actually meant TODAY!!! 555x all 10= 5555!!! You are now 416 to my 370! I think I will wait until Monday to do 10+ as I am too sick right now (stuck in Cali heat wave for weeks). My blocks of SJH parodies have been short ones in the past. JAB, you still rule for the huge blocks, many times on the same topic. I am actually lost in my parodies b/c I can't remember all the weapons and aircraft I have done as well as the odd stuff! I'm gonna have to make a list... yikes!!!
Rob, I'll bet you could slip a duplicate by us without anyone noticing. And take note of my SJH parody coming tomorrow which is a tweak on the slew of SJH parodies that occurred today. You're gonna love it. You too, JAB
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