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Song Parodies -> "Teen Weavers"
Original Song Title:
"Dream Weaver"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Wright
Parody Song Title:
"Teen Weavers"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
They should close Nike's sweat pens
And the firms where teen weavers "train."
Drivers of young slaves; slave wages what they pay--
Most every apparel line.
CHORUS:
Those teen weavers,
They can't leave; they slave all day and all night.
For teen weavers,
Doors unlocked; they're released at morning light.
Pay's not high to clad starlets' thighs.
Slaving for those astral pains.
Fans buy the labeled pants and T's,
Forgetting how this stuff was made.
CHORUS
No, the law won't be coming soon
To abate Wal-Mart crimes.
Buy off government and their highly paid goons. . .
Keep 'em on the retailer's side.
And the firms where teen weavers "train."
Drivers of young slaves; slave wages what they pay--
Most every apparel line.
CHORUS:
Those teen weavers,
They can't leave; they slave all day and all night.
For teen weavers,
Doors unlocked; they're released at morning light.
Pay's not high to clad starlets' thighs.
Slaving for those astral pains.
Fans buy the labeled pants and T's,
Forgetting how this stuff was made.
CHORUS
No, the law won't be coming soon
To abate Wal-Mart crimes.
Buy off government and their highly paid goons. . .
Keep 'em on the retailer's side.
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Impressive and sharp, JB.
a masterfully woven tale...5s
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