-> "Tools Russian"
Original Song Title:
"Fools Rush In" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Tools Russian; the Evil Empire’s head
is the one that they’ve come to love. Does that mean that they’re Red?
KGB one time was where
he got his start, Vladie…took it from there.
Tools Russian: dictator’s boys who know
the line at least one has to toe, or dossiers may show.
Paul and Jeff and Rex and, of course, Flynn,
they opened up, imparted views to ghoul Putin.
Tools Russian are wise men? That’s a “No!”
A wise man would not fall in love
with the thug from Moscow.
“Da”s and “nyet”s are what they get from him.
they opened up, imported views from ghoul Putin.
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