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Song Parodies -> "No T-Mobile"
Original Song Title:
"Goin' Mobile"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"No T-Mobile"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I got a phone
And sometimes it’s set to “roam,”
Goin’ mobile.
But I’m gonna lose my home
When heels in Texas steals
Old T-Mobile.
Cheap removin’.
The putzes aren’t gonna curb
ATT making inroads
On T-Mobile.
Those c**ksuckers once were beat
By a huge consent decree
Before mobile,
’cree removin’.
Out in the woods
Or in the city,
It’s all the same to me:
When I’ve ATT,
A drops-calls phone. . .
Gone is mobile.
No calls,
No beeps.
Hey, the rape machine
Once called SBC
Bones T-Mobile.
If you like air that’s dead
ATT is where you’re led
With their mobile.
No calls movin’,
Service shitty,
No reprovin’—
The firm’s shifty-grifty.
Gotta move now,
Movin’,
Service movin’, yeah,
Mobile, mobile, mobile. . .
Guess I know what’s the solution
’cause the fare conditions rip me
Off. In conclusion:
I’ll have to with Verizon or Sprint be
For mobile.
And sometimes it’s set to “roam,”
Goin’ mobile.
But I’m gonna lose my home
When heels in Texas steals
Old T-Mobile.
Cheap removin’.
The putzes aren’t gonna curb
ATT making inroads
On T-Mobile.
Those c**ksuckers once were beat
By a huge consent decree
Before mobile,
’cree removin’.
Out in the woods
Or in the city,
It’s all the same to me:
When I’ve ATT,
A drops-calls phone. . .
Gone is mobile.
No calls,
No beeps.
Hey, the rape machine
Once called SBC
Bones T-Mobile.
If you like air that’s dead
ATT is where you’re led
With their mobile.
No calls movin’,
Service shitty,
No reprovin’—
The firm’s shifty-grifty.
Gotta move now,
Movin’,
Service movin’, yeah,
Mobile, mobile, mobile. . .
Guess I know what’s the solution
’cause the fare conditions rip me
Off. In conclusion:
I’ll have to with Verizon or Sprint be
For mobile.
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JAB - Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Nice job! ;D
I don't like their new commercials, either. It's too much of a ripoff of, "I'm a Mac/and I'm a PC." And while the new pitchwoman is cute, she's no You Know Who.
Hate those necessary evils...funny bashin'
PirateJack . . . you, no Noble ! !
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