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Song Parodies -> "Mobster Criminal"

Original Song Title:

"Model Citizen"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Mobster Criminal"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He’s always fibbin’
from night until morn.
Don’t read real papers;
perjury he suborns.
Thrives in the market
knowing all the cons.
Sometimes he is a recluse
tweeting from the throne.

He is White House scourgin’,
and with crooks it’s full.
He’s a Family man,
mobster criminal.

Whore for Vlad Putin…
paid for getting laid.
Then paid to silence Daniels,
with bagman, deal's made.
Country's debasement
goes on day after day.
He’s got three evil children
who’ve gone the mob way.

They’re all White House scourgin’,
gorgin’ till they’re full.
He’s a laundering man,
mobster criminal.

He is a lawbreaking man;
nearly every crime he’s pulled.
Won't show taxes cuz they're scams,
mobster criminal.

All his fools try to please him
when he is around.
On wives he philanders,
grabbing women's mounds.
But he’s feeling pressure
for being on the take.
Like his crook friends he should go
where cons make license plates.

To the Big House vergin’;
with his pals it’s full.
He’s a scammin’-spree man,
mobster criminal.

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