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Song Parodies -> "Why Sharon, Huh?"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Knack

Parody Song Title:

"Why Sharon, Huh?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Why Sharon, Huh?

Oo, he's the old, big fat one, big fat one.
When's the end of your time, Sharon, huh?
Will the voters ever make you run, make you run?
Burn pounds off your waistline, Sharon, yeah!

He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.

Will you ever join Moshe, over there?
Remember him, with one eye, Sharon, huh?
It's a mystery: Your ticker seems plaque-free—
Look at the size of those thighs, Sharon, ugh!

He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.

When you gonna set the Likud free, set it free?
Is it a matter of time, Sharon, huh?
You drag the West in, see, West in, see
With your bungling and crimes, Sharon, yeah.

He's never gonna stop, give it up—in since '39.
Please give it up, for the touch of a younger mind.
To you and Arafat it's come time to say:
Ba ba ba bye, Sharon, yeah.
Wh-wh-wh-why, Sharon, huh?
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Meriadoc - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Rather clever thing to do with this song!
Johnny D - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, that is pretty clever!
MrMacphisto - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, John - straight 5's...

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