Hey, Juul, you’re really bad,
so rank and wrong, addict abettor.
Your goal’s to keep kids hooked after they start.
You do your part to get them fettered.

Hey, Juul, lots you were paid
by big tobacco, your abettor.
You took much of their dirty money in,
an addict-creator go-getter.

You had a lot to gain; hey, Juul, your aim
was get kids hooked on drugs that don’t smolder.
We know your tactics were to fool us and break rules.
You really weren’t pitching at folks older.

Hey, Juul, you lost a round;
Voted down was your ballot measure
SF* voters didn’t want any part
and made depart some of your treasure.

They turned it down despite your spin; you didn’t win
everyone could see through all your bullshit.
It forced some changes onto you; you’d managed to
hook kids with flavors not meant for oldsters.

Hey, Juul, you’re still so bad;
despite ballots…active abettor.
They’re sucking all that acrid poison in;
you’ve got them in nicotine fetters.

* https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/6/26/18760345/san-francisco-juul-e-cigarette-vaping-ban