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Song Parodies -> "Bite Me Drier!"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bite Me Drier!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You know what we have gotta do
In the daytime when they retire?
Take a stake of sturdy yew,
Whittle sharp as a church spire.

Come on, stake and smite vampire,
Come on, stake and smite vampire,
Force it through the heart--don't tire.

The time for visitation's due
When Apollo's strumming his lyre;
Tired from nighttime bites, they snooze--
Shove in the shaved shank and he'll expire.

Come on, stake and smite vampire,
Come on, stake and smite vampire,
For good measure, light on fire

The time for micturition's* due. . .
I apologize for attire's
Dryness damped with amber hue
Symbolizing my "let's scram!" desires.

"Come on, stake and smite vampire!"
Calls my mate, with eyes on fire.
"Fight your fear; we're standing by 'er!"

I spy 'er and I see it's true
By the dim light of the torch fire.
Quite attractive is she, too;
I think that I love this girl vampire.

Comely is she by the fire,
Come on baby, bite me drier!
I'm flighty, quickly respire,
I await the night, inspired,
Shyly of you to inquire:
Might you be my heart's desire?


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Dee Range - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
'Tis the season for vampires...and 5's
TJC - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm votin' Four Dubbahyous: Wonce Wagain Wonderous Wordplay!
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
you really got to the heart of the matter
John Barry - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, TJC, Alvin.
2Eagle - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
New twist on one of my "desert island" songs - eeexcellent!
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite clever and timely take-off...
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOL'ed at "Comely is she by the fire" - well done, JAB - 555

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