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Song Parodies -> "I Put a Belt o' Booze. . . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Put a Belt o' Booze. . . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I put a belt o' booze
Down; it tastes fine!
I am a sot; it's very true,
Often lyin'
In gutters, cryin'.
Sometimes I can't stand up
After many rounds.
I crawl 'cross the land on
Hands and knees, a companion of hounds.
One is Old Yeller, who
Is a canine
Malign.
He starts to
On me chew.
I yell, "Shoo!"
Wish Old Blue'd bite my brow.
I need dog hair,
Instead it's rabies
That I have now.
So spear me!
And through my cells will cruise
Vaccine so fine.
[fade on sounds of rabies shots being administered amid screams]
Down; it tastes fine!
I am a sot; it's very true,
Often lyin'
In gutters, cryin'.
Sometimes I can't stand up
After many rounds.
I crawl 'cross the land on
Hands and knees, a companion of hounds.
One is Old Yeller, who
Is a canine
Malign.
He starts to
On me chew.
I yell, "Shoo!"
Wish Old Blue'd bite my brow.
I need dog hair,
Instead it's rabies
That I have now.
So spear me!
And through my cells will cruise
Vaccine so fine.
[fade on sounds of rabies shots being administered amid screams]
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old yeller is running around loose in here today...lol
I have been away for quite a few months. I come back here to find you're still doing this song! You must have a thousand parodies of this OS alone! Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you JAB. :-) 555
A fine example of your biting wit... 5-5-5
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