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Song Parodies -> "[Bank of] America of Bull Is Full"

Original Song Title:

"America the Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"[Bank of] America of Bull Is Full"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Those screw-you-full rapacious guys
Are scammin’ knaves, a bane.
The Merrill’s mountin’ mammoth cheat
They cached while cash on wane.
America, America, robbers we can’t believe—
This crowd, no good, slick robbin’ hoods;
They steal then TARP receive.

They threw us bull; a pillage feast
Was what they did the best.
A thoroughly honed fleecing beast
In ethics wilderness.
America, America, robbers flouting the law.
In our cornhole they rammed their pole
While lies streamed from their maw.

For screw-you-full whores zero’s true;
Their fibbing ways are rife.
Out for themselves, no country love,
Sucking on Barney’s fife.
America, America, they robbed your gold and mine.
They made a mess, asleep, Congress. . .
At the trough, gorging swine.

They’re full of bull: faux patriot scheme;
Their name brings shame and tears.
Such bank disasters we ain’t seen
Since the Depression years.
America, America is two-faced and deceives.
This crowd, no good, grift brotherhood,
One thief ’mongst many thieves.

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AFW - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny spoofing, indeed...gotta love that Barney Fife line
Old Man Ribber - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Far too true...but beautifully done and deserved all the way!
Mark Scotti - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Give's new meaning to "The Bankers' Bash"!! Go getem...
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Another patriotic and good parody
Phil Again - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I meant the original was patriotic in case you got the wrong idea
Christie Marie M - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved that "robbin hoods" line in your song! Yeah, if only there were real life "Robin Hoods" in America, robbing the rich to help the poor. I echo on all comments above! Here's some patriotic 555's!
Fiddlegirl - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto OMR's comment... but pointed, hard-hitting, and well-written! 555
Tommy Turtle - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Suddenly, patriotic OSs are all the rage... cool!

Very well done, but BA had no power to loot the Treasury. The real blame is on the POTUS and Congress for handing it to them. ("TARP, receive" - but who gave TARP?) Hope you'll hit that theme soon, too. 555 for this one.

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