-> "[Bank of] America of Bull Is Full"
Original Song Title:
"America the Beautiful"
Parody Song Title:
"[Bank of] America of Bull Is Full"
Those screw-you-full rapacious guys
Are scammin’ knaves, a bane.
The Merrill’s mountin’ mammoth cheat
They cached while cash on wane.
America, America, robbers we can’t believe—
This crowd, no good, slick robbin’ hoods;
They steal then TARP receive.
They threw us bull; a pillage feast
Was what they did the best.
A thoroughly honed fleecing beast
In ethics wilderness.
America, America, robbers flouting the law.
In our cornhole they rammed their pole
While lies streamed from their maw.
For screw-you-full whores zero’s true;
Their fibbing ways are rife.
Out for themselves, no country love,
Sucking on Barney’s fife.
America, America, they robbed your gold and mine.
They made a mess, asleep, Congress. . .
At the trough, gorging swine.
They’re full of bull: faux patriot scheme;
Their name brings shame and tears.
Such bank disasters we ain’t seen
Since the Depression years.
America, America is two-faced and deceives.
This crowd, no good, grift brotherhood,
One thief ’mongst many thieves.
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