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Song Parodies -> "Two Spaces Take I"
Original Song Title:
"Two Faces Have I"
Original Performer:
Lou Christie
Parody Song Title:
"Two Spaces Take I"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I arrive and don't drive slow;
When I park, it's a sideshow.
Two spaces take I, I, I. . . .
Every time that I'm parking:
The lot's my purview.
Straddle lines when I'm parking,
Yes, I hog two.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a narcissistic guy.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a park-dualistic guy,
Guy-uy-uy. . . .
When I park, I jam it in
At degrees 45.
I can't get by with a single space--
Move your ass when I drive!
Dri-ive-ive-ive. . ..
I return, tires are air-free
Goodyears, four-ply
Got one, but need more spares, three
So I break down and cry.
Cry-y-y. . . .
Two spaces took I
Someone said, "So, f*ck this guy!"
Now airless am I,
Wait for tow truck to come by,
By-y-y-y. . . .
When I park, it's a sideshow.
Two spaces take I, I, I. . . .
Every time that I'm parking:
The lot's my purview.
Straddle lines when I'm parking,
Yes, I hog two.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a narcissistic guy.
Two spaces take I,
I'm a park-dualistic guy,
Guy-uy-uy. . . .
When I park, I jam it in
At degrees 45.
I can't get by with a single space--
Move your ass when I drive!
Dri-ive-ive-ive. . ..
I return, tires are air-free
Goodyears, four-ply
Got one, but need more spares, three
So I break down and cry.
Cry-y-y. . . .
Two spaces took I
Someone said, "So, f*ck this guy!"
Now airless am I,
Wait for tow truck to come by,
By-y-y-y. . . .
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Aha, so you're the guy....clever theme..555
Do you drive a SUV?
Clever & certainly a recognizable situation for just about anyone ina Metropolitan area...I especially like the closing verse - 5's ~ ~ ~
It's especially fun to take two spaces close to the mall entrance at Christmastime... enjoyed this!
Forgive me Father Barry for I have sinned. I have taken two spaces at Home Depot inorder to load my vehicle. What shall I do? How 'bout 555 Hell Mary's.
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