Suf- Fixation"

Original Song Title:

"My Generation"

Original Performer:

"My Pre-/Suf- Fixation"

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The Lyrics

Slightly wry, my "I" put-d-down
(Talkin' bout self-deprecation)
I could spread my wealth around
(Talkin' bout self-abnegation)
Dose myself when I've a cold
(Talkin' bout self-medication)
Take that lash and then auto-scold
(Talkin' bout self-flagellation)

This is my pre- fixation
This is my suf- fixation, baby

My wood I could t-t-t-t-t-ouch all day
(Talkin' self-gratification)
I rob Peter for Paul to pay
(Talkin' bout self-depredation)
Now, I could go for auto-adulation
(Talkin' bout self-approbation)
Though some might call it "self-aggrandization"
(Talk self-actualization)

This is my pre- fixation,
This is my suf- fixation, baby.

I could shoot dope up all day
(Talkin' bout self-penetration)
Or get the whip out, again to flay
(Talkin' self-mortification)
I'll do Machiavellian machinations
(Talkin' bout self-preservation)
To do less in a corporate location?
(Talkin' self-annihilation)

This is my pre- fixation
This is my suf- fixation, baby

Whitman, guy of verse renown
(Talkin' bout self-celebration)
Thoreau in a shack was found
(Talkin' 'bout self-contemplation)
Change my italics to bold
(Talkin' 'bout self-emendation)
Growin' in my armpits is mold
(Talkin' 'bout self-generation)

This is my pre- fixation
This is my suf- fixation, baby

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Stan Hall - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

5sfor your self-revelation.

alvin - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

a total scream but my favorite term was "auto-scold"

UnKnownVotress - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Pirate Jack, perhaps you need a little ~L'Meat - Supplecation~ you seem rather down . . .

Invisible Boy - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

This was laugh-ouy-loud funny John. I loved seeing "Machiavellian", Whitman and Thoreau in the same parody that has you t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-ouching your wood and growing mold in your armpits. T-t-t-t-t-t-alkin' 'bout j-j-j-j-j-j-j-uxtaposition.

Peter Andersson - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment

I know you never join the SOTM contest but when April is over and it's time to sign up for that round you should seriously consider to try it once, this had Medal and possibly Gold Medal written all over it! :-)

Phil Alexander - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Brilliant, JB :-)

Peregrin - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment

A great list of self-derivations, JB

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