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Song Parodies -> "Zipped Up My Crowbar"
Original Song Title:
"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah"
Original Performer:
Song Of The South Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Zipped Up My Crowbar"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Ay-yi-yi! What a sunderful pain!
Plenty of shunt wine is gonna drain.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Nicked a blew bur near my boulders,
Like a tooth that's scratchful.
Severed thing—my sack was snack-full.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Some dermal peeling, sunderful pain.
Ay-yi-yi! What a sunderful pain!
Plenty of shunt wine is gonna drain.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Nicked a blew bur near my boulders,
Like a tooth that's scratchful.
Severed thing—my sack was snack-full.
Zipped up my crowbar, ripped it in twain.
Some dermal peeling, sunderful pain.
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If I wasn't grimacing so much, I'd be laughing! 555
I thought there was something about Mary here....
Such a frightful tale of mis-hap-piness. Ha Ha - This was a short little gem and by the looks of it, just probably got shorter.
Youch! And I'm not even a boy! 5s, John...
I'm not the world's biggest fan of anatomical humor...but you did a masterful job of playing on the original lyrics while turning the mood upside down. For that much, I gave this parody the fives it deserves.
Another Disney classic brought to you by John Barry and Uncle Pemus from Dong of the Ouch!
This one flys....5's
Super high 5's here, JB. And being a RED SOX fan, I hope you will enjoy my Flash cartoon at www.derangedcartoon.com. Keep writing these, man!!!
Thanks, everyone. Dee, the cartoon had me rolling on the floor--fantastic!
5 "Ouches" across here, JB...this could give you a rough day at the orifice, too...
disney is spinnin' in his cryogenic chamber, but i laughed my crowbar off ...5s
You poor dear! Take 3 5's and call me in the morning.
Ouch! Short but...well, can't say there's anything sweet about that!
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