Song Parodies -> Indent Your Paragraphs
| Original Song Title: | "Incense and Peppermints" |
| Original Performer: | Strawberry Alarm Clock |
| Parody Song Title: | "Indent Your Paragraphs" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
New text, you indent--first skip a line,
Makes readability more well defined.
Engagin' copy--what the editor's eyein'.
Indent your paragraphs--at least it looks fine.
Long paragraphs, don't use,
But if they're too short--narrative gets loose.
Indent your paragraphs; close compound nouns,
Such as "turnstile"; in English they abound.
Look on the shelf, look on the shelf,
Rarely.
Book on the shelf, book on the shelf:
Dic-tion-ar-y
Turn out simple block text, and don't get cute
With the formatting, or the editor will shoot
You a hard look and give your copy the boot--
That's nearly as bad as using "mute" for "moot."
He cares what words you choose
And he will label your gaffes "lex abuse."
You faxed it in and then gave him a line,
But you can see from his looks, he isn't buyin'
And he's discovered that you were plagiarizin'
Repent or you'll be sent to obits, cryin'.
He cares what words you choose
He's literal-minded and hits the booze.
Indent your paragraphs, indent your paragraphs.
LA, LA, LA, L.A., L.A., L.A.
One's a state; one's in CA. . . .
Makes readability more well defined.
Engagin' copy--what the editor's eyein'.
Indent your paragraphs--at least it looks fine.
Long paragraphs, don't use,
But if they're too short--narrative gets loose.
Indent your paragraphs; close compound nouns,
Such as "turnstile"; in English they abound.
Look on the shelf, look on the shelf,
Rarely.
Book on the shelf, book on the shelf:
Dic-tion-ar-y
Turn out simple block text, and don't get cute
With the formatting, or the editor will shoot
You a hard look and give your copy the boot--
That's nearly as bad as using "mute" for "moot."
He cares what words you choose
And he will label your gaffes "lex abuse."
You faxed it in and then gave him a line,
But you can see from his looks, he isn't buyin'
And he's discovered that you were plagiarizin'
Repent or you'll be sent to obits, cryin'.
He cares what words you choose
He's literal-minded and hits the booze.
Indent your paragraphs, indent your paragraphs.
LA, LA, LA, L.A., L.A., L.A.
One's a state; one's in CA. . . .
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This is based in part on an editor-boss and experiences I had in the early days of my former magazine career.
The parody is creatively original, especially the last two lines, but the title isn't. Ethan Mawyer did "Indent the Paragraphs" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/strawberryalarmclock0.shtml, almost two years ago.
Just checking out this one...it may be a little over a thousand days old now, but it's a very good read. Having written several papers lately, I can relate to this. 5-5-5.
For certain applications, "indentation" becomes necessary . . . .
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