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Song Parodies -> "Maria"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

West Side Story soundtrack

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Married? Ja!

She was hitched to a hound, but now, the dirt—
Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja!—
The non-dutiful hound shtupped a girl.
And now, who is hurt?
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.

He once wed a girl named Maria.
And suddenly her shame
Is that he couldn’t tame willie.

He’s just dissed his girl, shamed Maria,
’cause shtupping was the hound—
His honey put on pounds. . .baby!

Maria. . .
He had vowed to be true. . .nix laying,
But he boffed once his ball post was swaying.

He’ll never stop paying Maria.
She’ll be booty-full now; his purse will hurt.

Married?! Nah!!!!!!!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
After I took all those steroids to build up my muscular physique, I thought my not-so-private part would shrink up like a little girlie man. I guess it still works after all.
Wendy Christopher - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I guess now Arnie has a 'Free Willie' (...ewww, what a truly horrible image to have in my head! Away with it!) Two brilliant Arnie/Maria parodies for the price of one today... monsieurs, you are spoiling us! Another one worthy of a 555 (I particularly liked the Arnie accent, nice touch!)
AFW - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I see you got Swartzy twice..very nice
2Eagle - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
So there was a song with her name after all. You put it to good use.
< ! ! ! > - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack de BareAll . . . you best keep your eyes on your own "Willy", SirSweaty ! !

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