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Song Parodies -> "Maria"
Original Song Title:
"Maria"
Original Performer:
West Side Story soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Maria"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Married? Ja!
She was hitched to a hound, but now, the dirt—
Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja!—
The non-dutiful hound shtupped a girl.
And now, who is hurt?
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.
Maria,
He once wed a girl named Maria.
And suddenly her shame
Is that he couldn’t tame willie.
Maria,
He’s just dissed his girl, shamed Maria,
’cause shtupping was the hound—
His honey put on pounds. . .baby!
Maria. . .
He had vowed to be true. . .nix laying,
But he boffed once his ball post was swaying.
Maria,
He’ll never stop paying Maria.
She’ll be booty-full now; his purse will hurt.
Married?! Nah!!!!!!!!!
She was hitched to a hound, but now, the dirt—
Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja! Married? Ja!—
The non-dutiful hound shtupped a girl.
And now, who is hurt?
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.
Maria,
He once wed a girl named Maria.
And suddenly her shame
Is that he couldn’t tame willie.
Maria,
He’s just dissed his girl, shamed Maria,
’cause shtupping was the hound—
His honey put on pounds. . .baby!
Maria. . .
He had vowed to be true. . .nix laying,
But he boffed once his ball post was swaying.
Maria,
He’ll never stop paying Maria.
She’ll be booty-full now; his purse will hurt.
Married?! Nah!!!!!!!!!
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After I took all those steroids to build up my muscular physique, I thought my not-so-private part would shrink up like a little girlie man. I guess it still works after all.
I guess now Arnie has a 'Free Willie' (...ewww, what a truly horrible image to have in my head! Away with it!) Two brilliant Arnie/Maria parodies for the price of one today... monsieurs, you are spoiling us! Another one worthy of a 555 (I particularly liked the Arnie accent, nice touch!)
I see you got Swartzy twice..very nice
So there was a song with her name after all. You put it to good use.
Pirate Jack de BareAll . . . you best keep your eyes on your own "Willy", SirSweaty ! !
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