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Song Parodies -> "It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood"

Original Song Title:

"In a Cottage by a Wood"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It is frottage lifts my wood;
Many times I’ve by the women stood.
It’s my habit then to try:
Rub relentlessly.

“Help me! Help me!” one woman said.
“Beneath his coat I can feel his head!”
Man with blue habit then came by
And arrested me.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Mark Scotti - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Trollip! LOL!!!
Old Man Ribber - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
JAB - This rubs people the right way! ;D
rub-A-dub - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! >
AFW - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Short and sexy, sort of like my ex
MadameLaFleur - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SirSweaty, 'Tis your 'Frontage' that causes maids to flurry, Sir ! !
John Barry - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark, OMR, rub-A, AFW, thanks. And Madame, I hope so.

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