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Song Parodies -> "It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood"
Original Song Title:
"In a Cottage by a Wood"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"It Is Frottage Lifts My Wood"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It is frottage lifts my wood;
Many times I’ve by the women stood.
It’s my habit then to try:
Rub relentlessly.
“Help me! Help me!” one woman said.
“Beneath his coat I can feel his head!”
Man with blue habit then came by
And arrested me.
Many times I’ve by the women stood.
It’s my habit then to try:
Rub relentlessly.
“Help me! Help me!” one woman said.
“Beneath his coat I can feel his head!”
Man with blue habit then came by
And arrested me.
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Trollip! LOL!!!
JAB - This rubs people the right way! ;D
< ! ! ! >
Short and sexy, sort of like my ex
SirSweaty, 'Tis your 'Frontage' that causes maids to flurry, Sir ! !
Mark, OMR, rub-A, AFW, thanks. And Madame, I hope so.
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