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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Munchin': Bigness"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Monkey Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Munchin': Bigness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Rump begins to grow, lard workin' hard to kill,
Covey quail chased with ale, yeah, bottomless, can't fill.
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': big neck, four meats, two sweets, a hog, shrimp.

Bakin's frosted, moves me ninety pounds in just a week. Hmmm?
Steaks I will fry now, then pie--power of my will's weak.
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': big hens, four meals, huge eats; a long list.

Blond ale has me hooked, try it with whale cooked,
No need to marry, get a bone when I browse the cookbook.
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': big breasts for me to eat; I'll not skimp.

Scales, fins all filleted: gettin' sup, a whole school,
From deep blue sea's domain. I'm rejectin' only gruel.
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': pig fest, fork meat in me; I'm called "blimp."

Take-out, ' sum from Wong's, fried 'tons, spring rolls,
Order suits, but hopped up--MSG in sea snail,
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': dim fest, forage and feed; cole slaw pimp.

Binge--twelve yolks of hen, uh, bring 'nother dozen, sharp!
Hand me buns, hand me chow, hand me roe, hand me carp. Ummm!
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': pigness, porcine, that's me, a hog's width.

Bibin' bunch o' booze; have big quaff, have big laugh,
Chug a mug, slug a jug, hug the rug, then I've passed--oouut.
Too much gluggin'--swig fest, Too much gluggin'--swig fest,
Too much drunken swig fest, pour mead, ingest some grog, gin.

Workin' on my fillin' rations, too much; I'll pass,
Ere the wind blows, hind respires, 'testines roil; holler, "Gas!"
Too much munchin': bigness, too much munchin': bigness,
Too much munchin': bigness, force-feed me tea; need craw crimp.

Too much munchin'--big fress for me!

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alvin rhodes - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
wondrous job on a tough song
AFW - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Readin' this is a crazy, tongue twistin' fun mouth exercise...like push ups for the face...good work
John Barry - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW.
TJC - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Definitely a mouthful! Reminds me of Spaff's Gazillion Ice Cream Flavor song... (that's a good thing)

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