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Song Parodies -> "Isn't She Lumpy?"
Original Song Title:
"Isn't She Lovely?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"Isn't She Lumpy?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Isn't she lumpy?
Umpteen Wonderbras fill.
She's kind of funky.
Look at that midriff roll.
I never thunk I'd be sumpy,
Chummy with one frumpy as she.
Butt is chunky, lumpy. Mumps-like rump.
Isn't she biggie?
Crumpet's have clumped her breasts.
Chums like big mamm'ries
That don't slump below the chest.
When I retrieve my rod, I'm stunned
At buns I've dunked, and I'm bummed.
Rump was pithy, lumpy. Stumped, I jumped.
My name is Rummy.
For a bump, I was game.
I pried her keister;
I never knew her name.
The strumpet's rump was beyond plump
When done I was down in the dumps.
Trumped chump, I'm grumpy post-lump-rump hump.
Umpteen Wonderbras fill.
She's kind of funky.
Look at that midriff roll.
I never thunk I'd be sumpy,
Chummy with one frumpy as she.
Butt is chunky, lumpy. Mumps-like rump.
Isn't she biggie?
Crumpet's have clumped her breasts.
Chums like big mamm'ries
That don't slump below the chest.
When I retrieve my rod, I'm stunned
At buns I've dunked, and I'm bummed.
Rump was pithy, lumpy. Stumped, I jumped.
My name is Rummy.
For a bump, I was game.
I pried her keister;
I never knew her name.
The strumpet's rump was beyond plump
When done I was down in the dumps.
Trumped chump, I'm grumpy post-lump-rump hump.
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UGH ;-)
good thing stevie will never see this....what a scream...5s
LOL ;-)
Thanks, JD, Alvin.
Seems I always get here too late! Sorry, John but, I'll lump some 5s together anyway.
one plump harumph - audacious wordplay, John, your specialty - 555
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