Got a dingo as playmate;
Disposition is sour;
Distempered, she will glower. . .
Diss her, and you'll feel pain.

Enraged she will chew, dear
On a soft part of you, dear.
You tell me you will sue, dear.
You don't like my canine.

Frothing dingo, my playmate
Has rabies you inform me;
Now it is a forlorn me--
I'd fomented a kiss from my mutt miss.

I'll ask the vet to do no dallying, get to
Vaccination that they make
And then dig into you.

Got a dingo for playmate,
And it's raging and stormy?
Listen close to my story:
Aim at that foaming hiss and do not miss!

That's not a pet you have; it will try to get you.
Ditch the dingo as playmate;
Get a didgeridoo.