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Song Parodies -> "I Love Chow That's Turkey"
Original Song Title:
"I Love How You Love Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Chow That's Turkey"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I love eating thighs moist and gravy-drenched biscuits;
Although there’s filet to chew, I will never miss it.
I love the taste of all those peas cooked tenderly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love chow that’s turkey).
I do not like heart meat, as often I’ve told you;
I love to drink heavily right after I’ve “skol”d you.
I love the way your buns are always leavenly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Disavow jerky).
I dread the way my buns are always scentingly—
Butt farting gross a squall
From much to much turkey
(Much too much turkey)
MUCH too much turkey.
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love downing turkey)
In it I’ll plow, turkey
(Plow into turkey). . . .
Although there’s filet to chew, I will never miss it.
I love the taste of all those peas cooked tenderly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love chow that’s turkey).
I do not like heart meat, as often I’ve told you;
I love to drink heavily right after I’ve “skol”d you.
I love the way your buns are always leavenly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Disavow jerky).
I dread the way my buns are always scentingly—
Butt farting gross a squall
From much to much turkey
(Much too much turkey)
MUCH too much turkey.
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love downing turkey)
In it I’ll plow, turkey
(Plow into turkey). . . .
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gobbled this one up
S K O L ~ O N , Sir !
Delicious parody, John A. Barry! Here's 5 white meat, 5 dark meat, and 5 drumsticks from the turkey. Speaking of which, I won't be able to have turkey this year for Thanksgiving.
Alvin: Glad you enjoyed my cookin'.
Madame: Salud!
Christie: Thanks for the three-course feast.
Madame: Salud!
Christie: Thanks for the three-course feast.
Like the double entendre..Good seasoning
I love Turkey in November . . . I love Turkey in derFall . . . why oh, why do I crave Turkey ? ? ' cause he's a ButterBall . . .
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