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Song Parodies -> "I Love Chow That's Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"I Love How You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Chow That's Turkey"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I love eating thighs moist and gravy-drenched biscuits;
Although there’s filet to chew, I will never miss it.
I love the taste of all those peas cooked tenderly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love chow that’s turkey).

I do not like heart meat, as often I’ve told you;
I love to drink heavily right after I’ve “skol”d you.
I love the way your buns are always leavenly,
But, darling, most of all,
I love chow that’s turkey
(Disavow jerky).

I dread the way my buns are always scentingly—
Butt farting gross a squall
From much to much turkey
(Much too much turkey)
MUCH too much turkey.
I love chow that’s turkey
(Love downing turkey)
In it I’ll plow, turkey
(Plow into turkey). . . .

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
gobbled this one up
~MadameFilet~ - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
S K O L ~ O N , Sir !
Christie Marie M - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Delicious parody, John A. Barry! Here's 5 white meat, 5 dark meat, and 5 drumsticks from the turkey. Speaking of which, I won't be able to have turkey this year for Thanksgiving.
John Barry - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin: Glad you enjoyed my cookin'.

Madame: Salud!

Christie: Thanks for the three-course feast.
AFW - November 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Like the double entendre..Good seasoning
MadameDeTurkVille - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I love Turkey in November . . . I love Turkey in derFall . . . why oh, why do I crave Turkey ? ? ' cause he's a ButterBall . . .

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