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Song Parodies -> "It’s I Who’s Small, Not You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"It’s I Who’s Small, Not You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It’s I who’s small, not you—
you’re six foot, nine
while I am only four foot, two.
You’re gigantic
and I can’t stand it!
It makes me manic when
you are staring down
at me, the manikin.
Yeah, I can’t stand it; it makes me frown.
Because I’m small. Not you,
at six foot, nine,
you swine!
I’m 4, 2;
I hate you.
Love to hew
down big you—and right now
You’re way up there;
way down here is me.
And so, KAPOW!
Viciously
I put a belt on two
nuts—you recline.
you’re six foot, nine
while I am only four foot, two.
You’re gigantic
and I can’t stand it!
It makes me manic when
you are staring down
at me, the manikin.
Yeah, I can’t stand it; it makes me frown.
Because I’m small. Not you,
at six foot, nine,
you swine!
I’m 4, 2;
I hate you.
Love to hew
down big you—and right now
You’re way up there;
way down here is me.
And so, KAPOW!
Viciously
I put a belt on two
nuts—you recline.
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