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Song Parodies -> "Where Do You Dwell, a Zoo?!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Where Do You Dwell, a Zoo?!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Where do you dwell, a zoo?!
You don’t act fine.
You flop at folks who pass, your poo. . .
It comes flyin’,
Watch out, it’s flyin’!
And now it is landin’,
Odiferous, brown,
In poor grandma’s handbag. . .
That rancid mass sure to make her frown.
Where do you dwell, a zoo?
Such monkeyshines
Ain’t fine!!
Are you goon,
Are you loon,
Or baboon?
Must you moon those nuns now?
You hope they’ll stare
And your haunches see,
Then break their vow.
You’re dreaming!
They aren’t compelled by you. . .
They make the sign.
You don’t act fine.
You flop at folks who pass, your poo. . .
It comes flyin’,
Watch out, it’s flyin’!
And now it is landin’,
Odiferous, brown,
In poor grandma’s handbag. . .
That rancid mass sure to make her frown.
Where do you dwell, a zoo?
Such monkeyshines
Ain’t fine!!
Are you goon,
Are you loon,
Or baboon?
Must you moon those nuns now?
You hope they’ll stare
And your haunches see,
Then break their vow.
You’re dreaming!
They aren’t compelled by you. . .
They make the sign.
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Careful Sir, You could get 'belled' by me, Captain a-JAB ! !
Bravo, sir John. that one line alone is enough for another "spell" parody: "I flung my poo at you". LOL! but, then again, you may have already tackled that one.
Laughing all the way to the zoo with your parody!!! I enjoyed going to the zoo ever since I was a kid and never outgrew it since then! Here some animal crackers with zoo animals: 5 zebras, 5 giraffes, and 5 elephants!! :)
See no evil, hear no evil, but vote fives. It just very zoodimentary!!!
Another good one!
i like the way ya monkeyed with the lyrics
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