Montel looks swell,
Beats the nerds who do not dress as well,
He's looks well.

Montel excelle
Saute les Maurys. . .haute couture ensemble,
Couture ensemble.
[Montel excels,
With his clothes ensemble, way above the Maurys]

He loves you,
He loves you,
He loves you,
That's what you'll hear him say.
He is on at midday,
Using simple words losers who choose to shmooze understand.

Montel excelle,
Saute les autres avec deux syllables,
De deux syllables.
[Way above the other two-syllable midday hosts]

alt. verse:
Montel excelle,
Saute les autres, Jean-Paulesque ensemble,
Enfer ensemble.
[Way above his colleagues, a Sartre-esque group
That proves Jean-Paul's dictum: hell is other people]

He needs you,
He needs you,
He needs you
For ratings on TV,
Or he's a cancelee.
With sleep I'm filled;
I pop a pill
To keep eyes on screen.

I slumber.

I vault to,
I vault to,
I vault to
The coke and lift a pound;
I'll need to sniff a mound,
Or else I'll snooze,
Dulled by the views
On tube lines I scan.

Montel excelle,
Saute les autres avec son ensemble,
Et son ensemble.
[With his duds and his guests,
Way above his colleagues]

My ensemble urge: splurge where couture's purchased by this man:
"High" Montel.