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Song Parodies -> "Vittles Barfin'"

Original Song Title:

"Little Darlin'"

Original Performer:

Diamonds

Parody Song Title:

"Vittles Barfin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

[protracted barfin' sound]

Oh vittles barfin'
Oh vittles barfin'
Gag-gag-gag--there, I-I spew
My lunch-a
Got a pong-a
(Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!)
Stew-ew, fries
Now lunch-a goo
A-goo-a, goo-a, goo-a
Gro-oss smell-a
From my lunch-a
(Phew, phew, phew, phew!)
Is too much-a for you
Then you too spew-ew-ew.

SPOKEN AMID REGURGITATION:
I'm barfin'
My feed chewed
(Some raw tartare)
Some gall I've blown
Got a wretched pong
I'm a gross swine
My vittles: ham
(Sow, sow, sow, sow)
I'll blow more soon
Some appalling lamb
Peas, okra, Spam

Try beer-a:
Tha-at was wrong-a
Heaves not dry
Makes lunch jui-
cy, juicy, moussey, sluicy
So-o, fellas
Now my lunch-a
Is-a stuck-a on you,
You, spew crew too-oo-oo

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alvin - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
lol..a great sub for the origial lyrics which sounded if they were spat out anyway
2Eagle - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Is that a memory of the school cafeteria?
LilCupCakes - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir 2Ease, pirate Jack does conger up some rather unsightly memories of school days . . . even those from highschool !
John Barry - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle, Cakes.

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