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Song Parodies -> "He Doesn’t Relish “. . .You”"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"He Doesn’t Relish “. . .You”"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He doesn’t relish “. . .You”
Take-offs of mine.

He wishes I’d stop what I do—
He don’t like it;
He’d like to spike it.

So, why does he glance at
What I’ve written down?
Really shouldn’t chance that
He will get mad and then start to frown
When reading “Spell”s I do
From time to time.
He whines:

“Oh, boo-hoo!
Must you do
One more “. . .You”?!
More boo-hoo. . .crying towel.

You want to spare
What you have to see?
Make like and owl:
Your head, so hellish view
You will not find.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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witchyTartress - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
~Churl-On~ Sir ! Le Marquis de ~A LaMode~ . . .
Leo Keough - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Very intriguing!!!...555!!!
Christie Marie M - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Spell-bounded is that John Barry man! (Singing to the same tune as the OS): "Don't let him get to you! Don't pay no mind!" I don't care what he thinks! I've always have and forever be entertained with your "spell" parodies! Great as always! 555!
blackjack21 - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry, keep on screamin'!
Andria - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Great as usual, John, and I see I'll have to get cracking on my parodies of "Fallin' in Love" by Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds so I can take the AIR record for most parodies of one OS by one author. But then again, they would probably be so bad that my name would be held in the same contempt that some people around here usually reserve for George Hamlinton IV, Cisum Rd spelled backwards (and his/her plethora of aliases), "the Nascar guy" and "the neocon guy" (actual usernames omitted), for their sheer crappiness. But you, and only you, can seem to make one song work for so many different themes, and you will get 5s. (Please excuse the length and content. I have been drinking.)

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