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Song Parodies -> "Nicht im Haus, Chub, Dream On"

Original Song Title:

"Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Nicht im Haus, Chub, Dream On"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A song about a program in Germany, "Deutchesidol." Translation of the Deutschlish lyrics in brackets. Pardon my cases.
Is this Lieder that this chubby
Maedchen's 'bout to screech?
[Is this chubby girl going to sing art songs?]
N-I-C-H-T! I have woe news fuer sie.
[No, and I've got bad news for her.]
Why do these kids go there?
Kein Willkommen, can't they see.
[They're not welcome. . . .]
"N-I-C-H-T! bye," said Vater zu sie:

"Nicht im Haus! Nicht im Haus."
["No," said her father, "don't sing in the house."]
So now this scam programme is her new
Heim, Heim, Heim Heim.
[Home]

The Willkommen won't last long
They're just jammin' for free.
"N-I-C-H-T! bye," said Vater zu sie

"Nicht im Haus!" Chumps
Think it's fun
Because this place is
Not Heim, Heim, Heim.

Then they sing, and
Watch their faces.
Downtrodden, they're hurled
Out the door, smarting.

Was it Lieder that this chubby
Maedchen's tried to screech?
N-I-C-H-T! I have woe news fuer sie.
She won't get on the air.
Kein Willkommen auf TV.
[No welcome on TV]
N-I-C-H-T! Why? 'Cause they're talent-free.


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