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Song Parodies -> "Dope Cried Down in Argentina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry for Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Evita soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Dope Cried Down in Argentina"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OK, it’s sleazy. Is he deranged?
His emails explain just how he feels:
He says he needs her love; she is his number 1.
We don’t believe him. . .
He says he’s hiking under the sky blue. . .
He’s undressing his concubine--
Some 6 and some 9 they will do.

So he heads to the Pampas, hops off the plane,
Hops on her, and soon he’s mounting.
Looking much like a widow is his stay-at-home hon.
So he goes cheating,
Running around, lying, getting a screw,
But the press will soon come to call,
As they inevitably do.

Dope cried down in Argentina:
The truth now he’ll slowly tell you:
He’d had some wild lays. . .
Second existence--
Kept not his promise
To be a Christian.

So he was porkin’ there with a dame
Who wasn’t his bride—that’s a sin!
Coarse emails course the world, as he scrawled his desire.
They are unloosened;
It seems that he was unloosened morally.
He panted for her—and online!
One more slut from the GOP.

Dope lied about Argentina;
The truth now he’ll slowly tell you:
He’d had some wild lays,
He wasn’t zipped in.
Kept not his promise
To be a Christian.

Then he said too much
In a rambling press conference. Is he loose a screw?!
It ain’t lookin’ like he is gonna be
A candidate 2-0-1-2.

Dope’s fly down in Argentina
For hoochie-koochie, this fella.
He’s got lying ways;
He keeps on fibbin’.
Went there to prod Ms--
Now gets a ribbin'.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...too funny
Mark Scotti - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
WHAT AN IDIOT! Even wrote an e-mail to his love that was read on the radio this morning. Oh, those family vaues! LOL!!
AFW - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I see we all got on ol' Mark...fine job on this..
MadameNorCAL - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack, Sir, this whole affair is just a coverUp for his receiving Bribes, from the Orient to see that those Carolina jobs continue to stay in INDIA & RedChina !

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