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Song Parodies -> "Shorn, My Pate 2"
Original Song Title:
"Born Too Late"
Original Performer:
Poni-Tails
Parody Song Title:
"Shorn, My Pate 2"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Shorn, my pate. It is very shiny.
I've hewn my coiffured lid, and it looks great!
Shiny is my shorn pate.
Shorn, my pate. . .lanced luxuriant locks above:
It dries. . .no time, posthaste. . .no weight,
Now I've shorn my pate.
I have sheared off that top cover. . .
Follicularly-free.
Oh so long before it's snipped-hewn.
I ask: Did I act foolishly?
Quo vadis?
Shorn, my pate. For losing hair
Once parted, I
Think now this look is not so great.
Why have I shorn my pate?
Shorn, my pate. I want back hair,
So I apply
A Trumpesque rug upon my pate.
One look and you bera-a-a-a-ate:
"Have you a pet à tête?"
Ingrate!
I've hewn my coiffured lid, and it looks great!
Shiny is my shorn pate.
Shorn, my pate. . .lanced luxuriant locks above:
It dries. . .no time, posthaste. . .no weight,
Now I've shorn my pate.
I have sheared off that top cover. . .
Follicularly-free.
Oh so long before it's snipped-hewn.
I ask: Did I act foolishly?
Quo vadis?
Shorn, my pate. For losing hair
Once parted, I
Think now this look is not so great.
Why have I shorn my pate?
Shorn, my pate. I want back hair,
So I apply
A Trumpesque rug upon my pate.
One look and you bera-a-a-a-ate:
"Have you a pet à tête?"
Ingrate!
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lol...i'd rather have no hair than trump hair
~Lord Pet o'Debt ~, please Sir, try to restrain yourself.
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