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Song Parodies -> "Shorn, My Pate 2"

Original Song Title:

"Born Too Late"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shorn, My Pate 2"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Shorn, my pate. It is very shiny.
I've hewn my coiffured lid, and it looks great!
Shiny is my shorn pate.

Shorn, my pate. . .lanced luxuriant locks above:
It dries. . .no time, posthaste. . .no weight,
Now I've shorn my pate.

I have sheared off that top cover. . .
Oh so long before it's snipped-hewn.
I ask: Did I act foolishly?

Quo vadis?

Shorn, my pate. For losing hair
Once parted, I
Think now this look is not so great.
Why have I shorn my pate?

Shorn, my pate. I want back hair,
So I apply
A Trumpesque rug upon my pate.
One look and you bera-a-a-a-ate:
"Have you a pet à tête?"


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...i'd rather have no hair than trump hair
UnKnownVotress - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
~Lord Pet o'Debt ~, please Sir, try to restrain yourself.

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