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Song Parodies -> "I’ll Be a Shill for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I’ll Be a Shill for You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I’ll be a shill for you
any old time.
Tell me what you want me to do.
They’ll be tryin’
your bullshit. . .buyin’.
You see: there’s my hand up;
in it you slap down
money, then I stand up
and say your shit is the best in town.
Yes, I’ll will shill for you
when your gold mine
is mine.
Shill for you
will I do,
though a slew
of gelt’s due—and right now
And then prepare
for my wizardry
I can sell cow
for stew meat. . .
and they’ll give gelt, Hindus,
buying my line.
any old time.
Tell me what you want me to do.
They’ll be tryin’
your bullshit. . .buyin’.
You see: there’s my hand up;
in it you slap down
money, then I stand up
and say your shit is the best in town.
Yes, I’ll will shill for you
when your gold mine
is mine.
Shill for you
will I do,
though a slew
of gelt’s due—and right now
And then prepare
for my wizardry
I can sell cow
for stew meat. . .
and they’ll give gelt, Hindus,
buying my line.
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